(mysqlt): select p1.cID, pt.ctHandle from Pages p1 left join Pages p2 on (p1.cPointerID = p2.cID) left join PagePaths on (PagePaths.cID = p1.cID and PagePaths.ppIsCanonical = 1) left join PageSearchIndex psi on (psi.cID = if(p2.cID is null, p1.cID, p2.cID)) inner join CollectionVersions cv on (cv.cID = if(p2.cID is null, p1.cID, p2.cID) and cvID = (select cvID from CollectionVersions where cvIsApproved = 1 and cID = cv.cID)) left join PageTypes pt on pt.ctID = cv.ctID inner join Collections c on (c.cID = if(p2.cID is null, p1.cID, p2.cID)) left join CollectionSearchIndexAttributes on (CollectionSearchIndexAttributes.cID = if (p2.cID is null, p1.cID, p2.cID)) where 1=1 and (ak_pebble_authorName LIKE '%theike%') and (p1.cID!='128') and cvName != '' and pt.ctID = '10' and (ak_exclude_page_list = 0 OR ak_exclude_page_list is null) and PagePaths.cPath like '/apps/%' and PagePaths.ppIsCanonical = '1' and cvIsApproved = '1' and (p1.cIsTemplate = 0 or p2.cIsTemplate = 0) and ((select count(cID) from PagePermissionAssignments ppa1 inner join PermissionAccessList pa1 on ppa1.paID = pa1.paID where ppa1.cID = if(p2.cID is null, p1.cInheritPermissionsFromCID, p2.cInheritPermissionsFromCID) and pa1.accessType = 10 and pa1.pdID in (0)
and pa1.peID in (2) and (if(pa1.peID = 4 and p1.uID <>0, false, true)) and (ppa1.pkID = 1 and cv.cvIsApproved = 1)) > 0
or (p1.cPointerExternalLink !='' AND p1.cPointerExternalLink IS NOT NULL)) and ((select count(cID) from PagePermissionAssignments ppaExclude inner join PermissionAccessList paExclude on ppaExclude.paID = paExclude.paID where ppaExclude.cID = if(p2.cID is null, p1.cInheritPermissionsFromCID, p2.cInheritPermissionsFromCID) and accessType = -1 and pdID in (0)
and paExclude.peID in (2) and (if(paExclude.peID = 4 and p1.uID <>0, false, true)) and (ppaExclude.pkID = 1 and cv.cvIsApproved = 1)) = 0) and ak_pebble_flag = '0' and ak_pebble_subApp = '0' and p1.cIsActive = '1' order by ak_pebble_dateAdded desc limit 0,56
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Description
Elke minuut weer een nieuwe Nederlandse mop op je telefoon.
Je kunt deze watchface als primaire zetten en je hebt de tijd, batterij- en bluetooth status in een oogopslag, inclusief een grappige mop. Of gebruik je favoriete andere klok en wissel tijdens die saaie vergadering om stiekem even afleiding te hebben!
Deze eerste versie heeft een 50-tal moppen. Een uitgebreidere versie komt binnenkort.
Kijk ook naar de versie met de Engelstalige moppen ;)
created by - theike
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Description
A watchface that displays a different joke or quote every minute.
Ideal if you need to break a silence or are in a boring meeting!
v2: Updated... Added 100+ jokes!
v3: And again: Header line with time and BT/bat info
v4: Improved BT + Bat indicators based on feedback
Also check the new version: Jokes (NL)
created by - theike