Description

Portal Experimental Bidirectional Binary Logistics Equipment

Hello investors. Cave Johnson here. At Aperture Laboratories, the boys down in the lab never see the big picture. Yesterday, they came up to me and said "Cave, the new P.E.B.B.L.E. communications device is great for indicating testing progress and warning about potential hazards, but it's prone to exploding!". So, I said "Great! But what else can it do?"

So, after much work, it now comes in designer colors! Function, fashion, and the occasional surgical detonation. Just try and get that from anybody else.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.




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Caution: There have been sporadic reports of the P.E.B.B.L.E. device being used for unauthorized messages from AI systems. Should you receive a message from a rogue AI, ignore it, or reply with "This message is false!" Under no circumstances should you engage an AI in playful, deadly banter. Similarly, any messages from other users claiming "The cake is a lie!" can be considered as misconfiguration or system errors.

Update History

Now randomizes warning signs at startup as well as hourly...